All of the articles on this page were written by Masai from Central Digit.  The views expressed are not necessarily those of the entire crew.  However, because Masai is the only member with access to the centraldigit.com host server these rants will continue to be posted on this page. Masai would also like to convey how much he enjoys refering to himself in the third person.
 
 
 
CentralDigit.com has been having server problems... "Rants" will be fully up in a few days.
 
 
 
Back To Kool!! 
 
 
When I Was Your Age.
 
Porn vs. The Lifetime Channel
 
Guns Don't Kill People, Sharks Kill People.
 
Space: The Final Futility.
 
Like, Terrorism is bad, and Stuff. 
 
 
Transportation Safety Inspector.
 
Ad Cam-paign in My Ass.